why?

every time the door opens, a wormhole connecting the front door of the gym and the north pole is brushed open and a full 6,500 gallons of fresh arctic air rushes directly into my face and arms.

it's a good thing it's a double door there, that way it can accommodate forty people come in those doors every minute while i work.

at six o'clock people start telling me, "hey man, that door's locked!" (because they lock automatically at six)

i just look at them and think, "darn!"